December 1, 2022

Blumhouse Halloween Trilogy Reviewed

My History With the Film:

Halloween is my favorite horror movie franchise. I say this not because they are the highest of quality or even the most enjoyable films, but because it’s the franchise that made me love horror movies. I’ve followed it throughout the years and have a lot of fond memories sharing Michael Myers with others.

When a new Halloween (not made by Rob Zombie) was being discussed, I got excited. Then I heard that Danny McBride was writing it and I just assumed it was going to be a parody. I know a lot of people hate Halloween Resurrection, and it’s far from perfect, but Rob Zombie’s films were a step in the wrong direction and a parody would pretty much end the franchise once and for all.

Luckily for us, I was wrong and it was being written as a legit Halloween movie. Not only that, the filmmakers decided to draw inspiration from the original and create a direct sequel to it. Part of me was disappointed, because I’d love to see how they’d try to untangle the mess that is the Halloween franchise, but for the sake of making a good film and bringing in the mainstream audience a simple follow up sounded perfect.

I anxiously awaited the filming and release for the movie for over a year now. I did my best to avoid any spoilers and only watched the first two trailers released. I bought tickets for the 7 PM showing the opening Thursday, October 18, 2018 and tickets for Sunday, October 21, 2018. I needed to see it a second time with my brother, because we bonded over the Halloween franchise growing up, something I’ll post a blog about in the near future.

I had a great time and really enjoyed the film. I liked it even better the second time around.

What The Film Is About (Non-Spoiler):

After being incarcerated for forty years, Michael Myers escapes to resume his stalking of Haddonfield and Laura Strode.

What I Liked About It:

-John Carpenter came back to score the film and damn does it sound good. There is one piece of music which I’ll link here (be forewarned, the title can be somewhat spoilerish) but I absolutely love it! It sounds so good loud and really was frightening.

-The casting was great all around. There were no major weak links and I really loved the young cast especially Andi Matichak (Allyson) and Virginia Gardner (Vicky). Both Nick Castle and James Jude Courtney were tremendous as Michael Myers and I honestly feel like it was the best performance of the character to date. It probably helped that outfit was good and the mask was beyond perfect.

-The film didn’t rely on jump scares and actually worked to create tension. I loved it. There were some wonderful deaths that went a little beyond what I think we’re used to seeing in slashers recently (say in the past twenty years), but it felt appropriate. I liked that some of the deaths occurred off screen and that really made the ones we saw on screen that much more terrifying.

-There are lots of little nods to the previous films that I think most people will not even realize, but those of us who’ve seen the Halloween films dozens of times are certainly going to notice them. A good way to describe it’s almost like how The Force Awakens paid its respect to A New Hope. Halloween did the same thing, but it was better executed than Star Wars.

-Michael Myers was reestablished as Evil Incarnate. He’s simply a man with no soul, no identity, just evil and that makes him terrifying.

What I Didn’t Like About It:

-There is a plot line involving Michael’s doctor that I wasn’t thrilled about. In fact, there is one scene in the film that during the first viewing I almost lost my mind thinking the filmmakers were going to try and break the mold and change the franchise because of this character. Luckily, it was well handled, but for about three minutes I was worried that the film had jumped the shark. It kind of took me out of the movie it was such a horrible tease, so I enjoyed the second viewing more because I didn’t damn near black out due to anger.

-There is some good humor in the film, but it feels a bit out of place in a Halloween film. I write this off as being a nice way to update the franchise for 2018 and I feel like the humor works 85% of the time. However, there are a few moments where I feel like it hurt the film and it also made it easier for the audience to laugh during serious moments, so watching the film with a sold out theater could be a bit annoying.

-The ending is good, but not great. It has that awesome impactful moment, but then the last few seconds make you wonder if they just couldn’t figure out a good way to end the film. The final scene is just one I’ve seen too many times in horror movies.

-There is still a part of me that wishes they would have attempted the massive (almost impossible task) of explaining the sequels. I’m actually okay with most of them being ignored, but I would have loved for Halloween II and H20 to have remained as part of this canon.

Additional Notes:

-Halloween was originally scheduled to be two films shot back-to-back, but they decided to just do one film and learn from it before starting a sequel.

-Nick Castle, who reprised his role as Michael Myers forty-years later, is seventy years old. Which makes him the oldest actor to play Michael Myers.

-Cameron’s dad Lonnie, was in the original film. He was the bully who harassed Tommy Doyle and was scared by Dr. Loomis while outside of the Myers House.

-The gas station is almost an exact replica of the gas station featured in Halloween 4.

-As of October 22, 2018 – Halloween was the biggest horror movie opening with a female lead, biggest movie opening with a female lead over 55, and the biggest opening for a Halloween film. It has the second biggest opening for a horror movie ever and the second biggest October opening ever.

-The movie playing on the TV when Vicky takes Julian to bed is 1984’s Repo Man.

-PJ Soles, who portrayed Lynda in the original film, was Allyson’s teacher in Halloween 2018.

Rating:

Halloween 2018 is not a perfect film, but it is a damn good one. It’s a wonderful addition to the Halloween franchise and I’m thrilled that mainstream audiences have really embraced it. I’d argue that Michael Myers hasn’t been relevant since Halloween II, so it’s been wonderful hearing people of all walks of life discussing Halloween and talking about how scary Michael Myers is. I feel like the original slasher icon has stepped out of the shadow of Freddy and Jason to reassert himself as the King and this box office just goes to show that.

Having discovered my Halloween fandom right before Halloween 6 came out, I’ve never experienced this hype before. H20 did well, but was lost in the sea of similar horror movies that came out at that time. Resurrection was a bust, and the Rob Zombie films catered to an audience who wasn’t looking for a traditional Michael Myers story. This is the first time I’ve seen this type of reaction, merchandising, and press, and I’m loving it. It feels so good to be a Halloween fan right now.

I hate to try and rank films so soon after they come out, but as of this review, I’d say that Halloween 2018 is my second favorite film in the franchise behind the original. And I say it’s a must see film and would rate it a four out of five.


My History with the Film:

I went into Halloween Kills with a lot of confidence. I spent all day listening to the score and I was ready to see my favorite killer back on the big screen. Then I arrived at the movie theater, sat down, and realized someone decided not to match the tone of the 2018 film.

For some reason, the filmmakers decided to inject humor and over-the-topness into the Halloween franchise, where outside of Busta Rhymes karate kicking Michael Myers it never existed. Well… it does now.

What the Film is About (Non-Spoiler):

Picking up moments after the 2018 film, Michael Myers continues his attack on Haddonfield.

What I Liked About It:

-The score was great and I’m happy John Carpenter returned to elevate the film. The work he has done with his music has been incredible and I really hope he’ll continue to score films in the near future.

-The performances are good outside of Anthony Michael Hall’s portrayal of Tommy Doyle, which I think has more to do with the writing than the acting. Jamie Lee Curtis is great as always, although she spends this film confined to a hospital and unlike Halloween 2, it’s not very interesting. Judy Greer is always great and

-Bringing back Kyle Richards are Lindsey was nice as well as Charles Cyphers are Sheriff Brackett. Although, his dialogue was horrendous. Nancy Stephens also returns as the former assistant to Dr. Loomis.

-Like them or hate them, Scott MacArthur (Big John) and Michael McDonalds (Little John) stole the show as the couple who currently live in the Myers house. Sadly, their humor was incredibly out of place in this sort of film, but, in a strange way, it was the best part of the film.

-There is a fantastic flash back scene that I don’t want to spoil but it was incredibly well done.

What I Didn’t Like:

-This film has an identity crisis. Is this a goofy 80’s slasher with cheesy, stereotype characters or is this a serious look at Haddonfield and arguably the scariest killer ever put onto the screen? I can’t tell you, because the movie flips back and forth, and it’s hard to make out what they are trying to say.

-Similar to The Last Jedi or even the Pet Semetary remake, I feel like the filmmakers set out to debunk and turn everything you think you know on its head and sadly it doesn’t work. One of the best things about slasher films is a familiar plotting. This film takes one step one way then two steps the other. I can respect what they attempted to do, but it just didn’t work. Trying to redefine the Michael Myers mythology then throwing in a ridiculous overperformance of Tommy Doyle or strange dialogue from Laurie just made a mess.

-The film also strays into social commentary and mob justice. No doubt taking cues from all the controversies over the past six or seven years, the film uses fake news and misinformation to create something scarier than Michael Myers, the townspeople of Haddonfield.

Horror has always been a source of social commentary and maybe with exception of science fiction, it’s the best avenue to make such commentary. However, again, in this film it felt misplaced. It felt tacked on and it really didn’t lead to anything.

-The ending felt like a quick reshot ending after the original ending was booed.

Additional Notes:

-Twelve pumpkins are featured in the opening title sequence with the last one indicating Halloween Kills as the twelfth installment of the franchise.

-The logo for Haddonfield Memorial Hospital was taken directly from Halloween II (1981) which is no longer canon.

-Paul Rudd was offered to reprise his role as Tommy Doyle, but had to decline due to filming Ghostbusters: Afterlife.

-Was shot in Wilmington, North Carolina

-The phrase “Evil dies tonight” is said twenty-nine times.

Rating:

Halloween Kills was the most disappointed I’ve ever been in a Halloween film. Coming off such a strong film like 2018’s Halloween, I just never could have imagined it would have gone so off course. Is it a terrible movie? No. In fact, it’s a brave movie that attempts to do something new, but it fails. Had this not been a Halloween film or a sequel, this would have been much better received by myself. It did dampen my interest in the final film, but I’m hoping they will get things back on track.

Halloween Kills is a two out of five for me and a low priority rental for fans of slashers.


My History With the Film:

After the disappointment that was Halloween Kills, I decided to stay home and watch Halloween Ends on Peacock. I watched it opening night and I do not regret my decision to skip the theatrical experience.

What the Film is About:

A babysitter is troubled by the trauma that Michael Myers inflicted on the community of Haddonfield.

What I Liked About the Film:

-Our star, Rohan Campbell, and his new character (Corey) is sympathetic, and I actually enjoyed his performance.

-This is the first movie that really goes over-the-top with how to end a franchise. It’s really what should happen in all horror films in the end. Although the messaging of not being afraid and not allowing trauma to control you seemed to go out of the window as the town reverted back to Wild West times.

-Some of the kills are a lot of fun and there are some nice throwbacks.

What I Didn’t Like About the Film:

-Halloween (2018) was a straight up horror film with a bit of dialogue on post traumatic stress. Halloween Kills and Halloween Ends both attempted to convey some sort of social messages (society’s decay, how trauma effects large populations, evil exists within and outside, etc) but sadly failed. Instead of telling a simple story with a simple message, the messaging is wrapped under layers of nonsense at times which leaves you questioning what the message truly was they were trying to convey.

-While I enjoyed Halloween Ends over Halloween Kills, the majority of the film is spent with a brand new character. It was a bold choice, and well, a bad one. Again, if this wasn’t a Halloween film, it probably would have worked a bit better. Although at one point during the film I said, “How hard is it to give me a movie with Michael Myers kills people?” and my wife responded, “That’s what they gave you last movie, do you want that again?” She made a very good point.

-I struggle to buy Laurie’s transition from hermit prepper to barely taking safety precautions while Michael was still on the loose. It’s almost like they should have written this transition backward and have her act the way she did in this film in 2018 and then slowly become more jaded.

-Speaking of that, Jamie Lee’s somewhat bipolar performance as Laurie in this film is by far my least favorite performances of the character.

-This is the third movie with a tone shift in this trilogy. That worked in the 80’s with Friday the 13th and the lack of a continuous storyline running through all of the films, but not so much in a trilogy that follows the same characters.

Rating:

Halloween Ends reminded me a bit of Jason Goes to Hell. It’s a fun movie that would probably be better if it was not associated with a historic franchise. Halloween Ends made me appreciate what Halloween H20 did so much more and as much as I loved Halloween 2018, I do wish Laurie’s story ended with H20.

Halloween Ends is a three out of five and a rental if you’ve watched the other two films, otherwise skip it.

Brandon

Brandon is an aspiring writer who never finishes a project. He spends his time watching AEW with his wife, wishing he could relive the 90's, and playing his Playstation 5 and Nintendo Switch. When he's not doing one of those things, you can pretty much guarantee he's watching Star Trek or Babylon 5, some cheesy horror movie, or a 90's sitcom.

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